PRAIRIE SCHOONER – Monthly Newsletter of Wagon Wheel Good Sam Club
Around the Campfire
We sure had a feast for March. Gary and Karen fixed sausage with cabbage. Man, it sure was good. Thanks to both of you for a great job of hosting. Jim brought the t-shirts and hats that were ordered and handed them out. I got an order for a couple more and will be ordering them when we get back from the spring meerting in Hastings. Let me know if you want a shirt or hat and I will ad them to my order.
Don’t forget that we will NOT be having a meeting or campout this month. Our next outing is at Chadron State Park, May 20th – 22nd with Cap & Janice as host. Carry in at 5:00 on Saturday.
The Boots family and Gregory’s will be the host for the August campout at Lake Minatare. Thnaks for volunteering.
Dennis called the meeting to order with The Pledge of Allegence. Sharon gave roll call with 11 riggs present.
Sharon read the minutes of the last meeting. Bob made a motion to accept as read and Bonita second. Motion carried.
Jim gave the treasurer’s report. Bob made a motion to accept the report and Carolyn second. The motion carried. After that Jim presented a bill for the purchase of our new flag. Bob made a motion to pay the bill and Bonita seconded. The bill got paid.
The 50/50 was won by Linda and Cap. They both donated it back to our treasury. Thanks to the two of you.
We thanked Gary and Karen for hosting with a round of applause.
There being no further business Ross #1 made a motion to adjourn and someone seconded. By unamimous vote we all went home.
= LATE BREAKING NEWS =
There has been a change to the campout schedule. Fort Rob and Lake Ogallala have been switched. We will be at Fort Rob July 15th – 17th and Lake Ogallala Sep 16th – 18th. The new campout schedule is attached.
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Birthdays Larry Adamson 10th
Wanda Binegar 24th
Bart Bartow 26th
Anniversaries Jim & Linda Vance 9th (30)
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice…. say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I’m Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus’.
TEACHER: How old is your father?
KID: He is 6 years.
TEACHER: What,? How is that possible?
KID: He became father only when I was born.
(Logic – Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No. that is wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it’s wrong but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the
Same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
When people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
HAVE A HAPPY EASTER
Jim & Linda